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This phrase is worth noting precisely because it does not belong in this dictionary: it makes sense in a moral universe that has utterly vanished. The last "cad and bounder" died, perhaps, about 1947 (see London Daily Telegraph obituaries for further evidence).
Although they are appropriately linked, the precise meanings differ. A "cad" is one who does harm to a woman's honor or sense of self-worth as, for example, by taking her for a garden walk when he has no intention of marrying her. A "bounder" is a presumptious upstart, seemingly ignorant of, but perhaps merely indifferent to, fundamental norms of propriety.
You, sir, are a cad and a bounder.
A cad perhaps, but no bounder. My family goes back to William I.
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The ill effect of forgetting to release the CAPS locks when switching from CAD (computer aided design) software to an Internet messenger, giving the user the illusion of shouting. CAD typing can only apply with the use of CAD standards which call for all text to be written in capitals.
Benefit scrounging looser) Hey Man! How's Work?
Honest hard working employee) OH DUDE WORK IS SO DULL!
Benefit scrounging looser) Jesus Christ! Bad time?
Honest hard working employee) Sorry cad typing
a youtuber who makes animations on youtube
"wow, who made this animation?"
"its by ComyetAnimations // CAD!"
When youre ass grows large and jelly like from doing to much CAD work. (Computer Aided Design)
I have got to get out and walk around more I am getting such a CAD ASS from sitting my pants hardley fit me.
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The therey that, if one removes the second and third panel of a Ctrl+Alt+Del comic, it becomes much funnier.
Dammit, Buckley. Get to the point! We can't use the CAD rule forever!
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The scientifically-proven fact that all (or most) Ctrl+Alt+Del strips are improved by removing the second and third panels. It's customary to also remove the dialogue from the fourth panel, but in rare cases it can be left in.
This works because your typical four-panel CAD strip follows a basic formula:
-Panel 1: The setup. Note how instead of spreading it across the first three panels, he crams the entire thing into this first panel.
-Panel 2: Buckley excitedly blurts out the punchline (assuming he didn't already do so in Panel 1), and spends an inordinate amount of time explaining it. Commonly referred to as "Buckleybox A".
Panel 3: Completely redundant panel that exists only because Buckley refuses to abandon three four-panel format. Full of stifling walls of text that either drag along the joke from the first two panels, or are full of "plot" that nobody cares about. Commonly referred to as "Buckleybox B".
Panel 4: Buckley continues dragging along the joke until he finally kills it. More notably, however, there is usually some sort of a visual gag here, and it's typically better than the actual punchline.
As we can see from that, the biggest problem with CAD is the pacing, as by the time the reader get to the visual gag - the funny part - he or she has had to sit through the two Buckleyboxes and the Panel 4 dialogue, which completely destroys any comedic timing. As such, removing the offending panels results in a significantly improved comic.
The CAD Rule actually makes the comic readable.
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The act of being raped by a football coach and a basketball coach at the same time, and liking it.
" woah, matt just got a cad sandwich"
" bet he loved it "
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