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Crazy-Motherfucker-Syndrome
A psychological condition which generally affects emotionally unstable young men.
Bemused Onlooker 1 "Why is that dude in his underpants leaving a decapitated teddy bear on that lady's doorstep?"
Bemused Onlooker 2 "Looks to me like a pretty severe case of CMS"
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CMS is an acronym for Communication Management System. The term is used to describe a telephone call accounting or reporting system, ACD, voice mail and conference reporting.
I use a Shadow CMS system for tracking my communication facilities.
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some fakeass made up korean gang in la crescenta, la canada, LA, cerritos, pasadena, garden grove, and la mirada. they got no balls whatsoever. starts shit and acts hard but just ends up getting fucked up by others. most of them are just lil kids that act hard. none are over twenty. always claims some OCF shit. CMS stand for corean menace society although others call them cock munching suckers. lol
CMS: Ey bitch u got money or wah foo?
Mike:Yeah
CMS:Hand that shit over!
Mike:HAHA! u a funny kid!
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The only WWE susperstar who can hold a candle to the attitude era, a superstar who is putting forth a new era, a era of reality. He has been and forever will be the Straight-Edge Savior, The first and only Straight Edge World Heavyweight/ WWE Champion. Doesnt drink, doesnt smoke, doesnt do drugs, his only addiction is wrestling and shutting up the shameless ass kissers, who have been parading around the WWE for far to long. He is a man of great integrity, a man of great brilliance, a man that can only be described in two words. The Best. He's the best wrestler in the world, he's the best commodity in the industry, he's the best at promoting his matches, he's the best under the pressure, he's the best on the microphone and quite frankly the only one to turn a microphone into power, to speak to a nation of lost voices, a man who is the voice of the voiceless. A man who can drop a pipebomb, show in, and show out. His accomplishments are endless. He will be the one man to revive a nation of lost wrestling fans, he will make wrestling enjoyable as it once was, he will restore all intergrity into this buisness, by being a leading example of what one voice can do. He's the here, he's the now, he's the future and he's the best.
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n. A coffee break taken after a Catastrophic, Major, or Serious incident has occurred. Attendees at the CMS Coffee are usually quiet and reflective in demeanor. The most likely place for a CMS Coffee to occur is onboard an oil platform in Norway.
After spending 2 days trying to fix broken electronics, the crew sat down for a nice CMS Coffee.
Drug free, alcohol free and better than you.
CM Punk: "Straight Edge means I'm drug-free, alcohol-free, and better than you!"
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