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Cohen Peterson is a person who likes the cardinals and plays too much terraria and rocket league. Cohen petersons get no sleep and people usually steal from his lunchbox.
When your skinny and small roommate wakes up early in the morning because of his classes and he will Cohen Stomp as he walks to the bathroom waking every other roommate up in the process.
I hate when Steve does the Cohen Stomp on his way to the bathroom in the morning.
Leonard Cohen is a Canadian singer-songwriter, poet and novelist. He was told that he was too old for music in the 60's. His music has been enjoyed and covered by people the world over. He wrote the only decent Jeff Buckley song, had an affair with Janis Joplin and was ordained a Buddhist monk in 1996, while remaining jewish... some... how...
his bassy vocals are among some of the coolest around and are very attractive to the ladies (apparently.) see "death of a ladies man." Easily the coolest canadian person ever, and on a par with bob dylan in terms of songwriting, Cohen is 74 and embarking on a world tour. he is rad beyond belief. he is the grandfather every aspiring musician wants. he was been covered by U2, nick cave and the bad seeds, REM, jeff buckley (albeit whingingly), the wainwright siblings (albeit nasally) and about a thousand others. see www.leonardcohenfiles.com
also he has his own cocktail called "red needles"
nick cave - "i love leonard cohen"
bono - "yes me too"
nick cave - "i was talking to lou reed"
lou reed - "leonard cohen is among highest and most influential echelon of songwriters"
bono - "yep"
"give me leonard cohen afterworld, so i can sigh, eternally"
-kurt cobain, pennyroyal tea
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A quick-witted, self-loathing individual residing in Orange County California who is used as a method of comic relief.
Sometimes mistaken for Jesus Christ.
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When that smart kid sitting next to you wont let you see his paper.
That kid just pulled a dirty cohen on that test
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The act of unintentionally dipping ones sleeve in a condament/ beverage/ meal.
Steve reached across for a cracker and ended up with a Sandy Cohen.
Upon checking his rockin outfit in the mirror Steve notices a stain on his sleeve in the mirror. "Oh no not another Sandy Cohen..."
"Steve why do you always have to Sandy Cohen your nice shirts" yelled his mum from the laundry.
Refer to the definition of the word "fratdaddy" when defining this one.
arch nemesis= alex mandel
gay son; steve
sidekick= devan
Perhaps the scariest thing in the english dictionary, Evan derives from the word "whore" E-V-A-N
Scott: "Hey Steve, why are you gay?"
Steve: "Blame Evan Cohen on that one"
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