cow

(N.) A domesticated bovine of either sex or any age.


Delicious.

I just had the most delicious steak in the world!

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Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.

Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*

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an insult to someone you hate

oh my god bob your a cow

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a animal that you squeeze its tits for milk.
a fat ass/somone who eats to much.
aparently o-zone layers are thinning because of its methane gas.

Get out the way you frickin cow!
Dude are you raping that cow?

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To stand in four paws while eating grass and pooping, then peeing white stuff.

Hey, John! Did you see the man on the street cowing?

Yes, Anna! We should hide our kids!

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Hasn't mastered the space cow level yet and will eat you while you're sleeping if they feel like it.

*eats human*
Cow: Yummy

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