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Concrete city located 51°03' latitude and 114°05' longitude in Alberta, Canada.
The city is a giant network of poorly planned and poorly maintained road systems, causing mass congestion in a city with only 900,000 people. It sports a bare minimum 'tram' system which does not even reach the airport, and is often littered with homeless people who can ride the trains for free in downtown.
The homeless dominate the north-eastern downtown core, and even have their own purpose built hotel, with rates starting at $0 per night. The homeless population can be seen killing each other outside the Cecil Hotel.
Older suburbs are beginning to show their age and are the shanty towns of Calgary. Lack of city investment is aiding their rapid demise, and fueling the local criminal population.
Pedestrians and cars both get the green light at the same time. It's called population control.
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clean, sterile and very unfriendly city in the middle of nowhere. the only culture is macdonalds. it has nothing of interest.
most people hate calgary, it is unliveable in the winter due to the hostile climate.
most people who live in calgary are rednecks. the only difference to texas is the climate and the fact that everything is 50% more expensive in calgary.
like in texas rednecks do not believe in science, most people here believe in superstition, the average education is extremely low.
the only attraction here are the mountains. anyway, the bc side of the rockies is more beautiful and the people are nicer there.
highlight for the rednecks is the annual animal torture show.
in normal countries people celebrate by singing and dancing. rednecks in calgary celebrate by torturing and killing healthy animals like horses and bulls.
the government in alberta/calgary is bloated. cost of living is one of the highest in the world.
doctors are impossible to find, refuse service to customers.
in case of a disease you will need to go to a hospital.
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A Canadian patrol frigate based in CFB Esquimalt. Named after a kickass city, she is the only ship in the Canadian navy whose crew uniform varies from the regular uniform- the standard white cap is replaced with a white Stetson.
Steve: Yo dave, I'm on calgary.
Dave: Sup steve, I'm in calgary.
Steve: but I'm in the middle of the pacific ocean kthxbye
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shitttiest shit town ever!!!!!! {toronto} kicks ass compared to that fuckup cowpaddie
i hate that kickass town!
did adam berg move to calgary?
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The second best city in Alberta. For the best, see Edmonton. Contrary to the popular belief of Calgarians, Edmonton deserves to be the capital.
Person 1: Let's go to Calgary
Person 2: Why? Edmonton is better. It has a better football team and the biggest mall in the world.
Person 1: You're right, dawg.
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a place where you go to get your drugs
Dude we've gotta go up to calgary, i've gotta pick up my drugs
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shitty place to live, full of fakes everywhere and creeps. if you wanna live here i would say British Columbia is a place to go.
hey have you heard calgary has gone to shit
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