Don't call me that in public.

The automatic response when somebody says "Jesus Christ!" in exasperation. It implies that the person thinks you are divine compared to their sorry ass. There is also an undercurrent of blatant self-promotion, in that it's fine for them to call you the Lord behind closed doors, but you don't want them embarrassing themselves in public. This usually pisses them off, but it stops them from whining.

It can also be used when someone yells, "Jesus!" "God" or some related phrase.

Does not necessarily need to be used in public.

Mary: "eh my God, it is soooo hot outside. Jesus Christ!"
You: "Don't call me that in public."
Mary: "What?"
You: "You heard me."
Mary: "What?"
You (patronizing): "Shhhh..."

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Are you calling me fat?

A random response to any question or statement thrown at you by others.

Something you say to make it sound as if the other person is trying to insult you, even if they're not.

Guy: I like your shirt.
Girl: Are you calling me fat?

Girl: Your hair looks shorter.
Guy: Are you calling me fat?

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THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Timone: Oh no you called him pig
Pumba: Did You Just Call me pig?
Pumba: THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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They even called me sir

When you are treated with absolute top notch/above and beyond level of service or hospitality. Implying that your treatment was so good and the cherry on top was being called sir.

They gave me their best table and a round of free drinks, they even called me sir !

Stop Calling Me A Homo

Stop Calling Me A Homo has been used by Joshu2uber, after he has made religious videos and has been called a homo. He fed the trolls on his videos by saying the line "Stop Calling Me A Homo". This sparked a meme online.

Joshu2uber: Stop calling me a homo, or... I don't know what!

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call me by your name

the literal greatest movie ever filmed, starring timotheè chalamet, arnie hammer and a peach. after you watch it you will be emotionally drained and depressed, good luck charlie .

random girl: dude have you seen call me by your name?

me: omfg yes its the saddest movie ever and i love it

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they call me ranch

BECAUSE I BE DRESSING

"Girl walks up"
Boy:hey they call me ranch
Girl: why?
Boy:CAUSE I BE DRESSIN

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