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Marisa- Calvin do u Ike roblox
Calvin - yes I love roblox
6👍 5👎
Someone who likes to eat dog buttholes
Girl: Calvin! Stop eating my dog's butthole!
Calvin: But she needs her salad tossed!
13👍 20👎
A shitty driver! Doesnt check his blind spots! Smart cars are invisible to him! Blame on others!
Calvin hit a smart car and blamed it on an Audi.
5👍 9👎
An openly straight guy who is suspected of being homosexual by his peers is caught kissing another guy in a dark club. This said guy then continues to declare he is not a homsexual.
Hey bro, did you see what he did last night at the club? He pulled a Calvin. No H. RoadHouse!
9👍 25👎
A baby back bitch with a small dick. Probably plays baseball but has a huge ego. Calvin's are on average pretty small and skinny brown hair brown eyes. Calvin's when they get a girlfriend they ditch their friends for her and leave his friends behind.
That dude is such a Calvin. Don't be a Calvin.
5👍 12👎
The most unintelligent, small-penis, ugly motherfucker with a godawful taint (it smells like spoiled cauliflower) who has mommy and daddy issues and cries himself to sleep every night (just kidding he has severe insomnia, very dark circles under his eyes, and foams at the mouth, making him look like a rabid raccoon most of the time).
Chris: "God, I just stepped on my roommate's dried up, crusty contact lens."
Andrew: "That's disgusting. He's such a Calvin."
5👍 13👎