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This is the Futile attempt to wash the Campfire smell out of your clothes when you get home from a camping trip.
Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?
Person 2: Campfire washday.
Person 1:......*sniffs clothes*
Person 2: Exactly.
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It's where a bunch of priest sit around a pre teen child preferably male and have their way with him/her.
Hey gentlemen how would you like to attend the holy campfire next Tuesday with little johnny?
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While on a Valentines camping trip in the Brokeback Mountains, Chris realized that Jordan had forgot to pack ketchup for their fundogs. Chris explained his dissatisfaction to Jordan. Jordan simliy claimed that he had packed plenty of Campfire Mayo.
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The campfire song song: lets gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. If you think that we can't sing faster than your wrong. It will help if you just sing along... *Speeds up sharply* This is our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. If you think we can't sing faster than your wrong. It will help if you just sing along... This is our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. PATRICK! Patrick: "THIS IS OUR C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG!" SQUIDWARD! Squidward: "*awkward silence*" It will help, It would help, if you just sing along! *Smashes guitars* OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!
When one male roasts a marshmallow and inserts it into the females pussy. A second male then eats the roasted mallow out of the pussy
Me and Johnny gave Patricia a good campfire goo goo last Fourth of July
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When you can’t get somebody out of their room, so you go full ballistic trying to get them out and they freak out. This freak out results in something accidentally getting burnt and a pissed off wife.
Jake: I can’t get my son out of his room! Ever since I took his Xbox he won’t leave!
Dan: You ever try the Janet Reno Campfire on him?
John: Last time I tried that he accidentally set the carpet on fire because he was caught hitting a bong and then he tried throwing it at my head.
Dan: Holy shit man! Was your wife pissed?
John: Yeah she was. She was mad because I broke the door and she was mad at our son for setting the carpet on fire and having a bong. Lemme tell you she never forgot about that incident!
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A campfire circle-jerk is when a bunch of guys jack off together and have cumgasms around a campfire.
When a bunch of us cadets go camping, we all enjoy a good campfire circle-jerk!
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