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A phrase used by poor people to convince themselves that they can be happy.
John: David said that money can’t buy happiness.
Rich: poor fu
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You can’t handle me ; you can’t handle me because they’re too attractive and they’re too sexual
You can’t handle me I’m so too sexual
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Basically when something doesn’t work out.
It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something
Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.
Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.
Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.
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Basically means “I would rather put myself in a very awkward position, then do the task that I said I was going to do but now do not want to do and actually did not want to do in the first place but chose to be nice and bow I’m thinking 1 million different possibilities of how to get out of it“ or “ I would rather die, Watch paint dry, or any other horrendous task then do this but I’m trying to be a good human being and be polite“
You: are you ready for brunch tomorrow?
person who doesn’t wanna be there: Oh, actually I can’t
When you are so pathetic, and you can’t let go, and you bully somebody in the finally having a conversation with you, When it abruptly ends, this is all you can say
Sorry I have to go
Ah can’t cha stay?
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What you say when someone looks like they can’t handle all of the ass their significant other has.
Yea Jordan, you can’t handle allat.
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If you’re with a girl and she acts a certain way or does certain thing like gold dig, thot around, etc. then you cannot make her into someone who will treat you right and with respect. In short, avoid THOTS!
“Man I love Kiana but she out here entertaining these other dudes. What do I do?”
“Well you know the old saying my man’s ‘you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife?”