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When you're having sex with a chick and her water breaks.
We are gathered here to celebrate the birth of a child, and mourn the drowning of a dear friend. Both happened after a Fargo Cannonball at the party Friday night.
The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.
In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.
when you go to take a shit and your ass decides it doesn't want to produce regular shits so it makes cannonball shits and shoots them out at nearly the speed of light giving you huge splash back every time
I took a shit today too bad I had cannonball shits.
When you shit in your hand and throw it at Stewie.
Man I was working with Stewie today I gave him an awesome cloudbreak cannonball
Wasting time on a task that does not add value; making irrelevant improvements. Usually work related.
You're spending a lot of time on getting that power point presentation looking nice. It's really polishing the cannonball.
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A sexual act in which a woman, during her period, inserts a ping pong ball into her vagina. She then, using muscle contractions, pops the ball out, hopefully causing it to fly some distance.
"Dude, my grandma can rusty cannonball farther than you can throw a football"
"You'll never believe it, but my girlfriend almost took my eye out with a rusty cannonball last night"
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When you work out, get as sweaty as possible, go home and take your pants off, and while someone is sleeping, get a running start, jump and land your anus directly on their face with your full weight and fart simultaneously.
My roommate was pissing me off yesterday, so I gave him a dirty cannonball after he went to bed.