the career ender

the act of stapling your scrotum to your leg.

Holy shit, Steve-O just did the career ender!

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career soldiers

the best punk band around (with original members)
theyre from san diego
and jake the singer is super hot
their songs:
finding freedom in hopelessness, dead end youth, live my life resisting, passion for destruction, consume, this is our scene, the suburbs are coming down, i dont need it, conformity, dont play your role, fuck 5-0, american justice is a lie, and together we shout

dude i saw career soldiers last week with clit 45.

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Tit Career

Working a job/career where you skate by the whole time and contribute nothing

Chris and Steve really had tit careers

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career creeper

Someone who creeps to an extreme degree, to the point of making their livelihood off of stalking and making others uncomfortable.
See creeper

That josh kid I added on facebook yesterday asked me for a naked pic. Kelly said he did the same thing to her last week, he must be a career creeper.

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Career ended

to be destroyed. hard.

to have your career ended is to go 0-45 in a 1v1

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Career-homicide

Career-homicide is when people ruin your chances at getting a future job or internship by using your urbandictionary account to add inappropriate/highly offensive material that can be searched via Google and then potential employers Google your name and find that offensive material, and then automatically assume you wrote it and it ruins your chances at all possible future employment with any reputable organization. Other examples include people posting unflattering pictures of you on the internet/Facebook, tagging you in inappropriate Youtube videos, etc.

Some jerk commits career-homicide by using your urbandictionary account several years ago thinking he is being funny and posts multiple offensive definitions on your account. You realize what has happened, spend hours as an urbandictionary editor attempting to get the definitions removed the site, spend hours trying to contact urbandictionary.com executives to get said definitions removed, and eventually fail to have them removed because they are "too popular". Then, years later when you start applying for jobs and internships, the companies you apply to Google your name, see what they assume you wrote even though it wasn't you, and then proceed to quickly throw your application into the trash, all because some jerk ruined your good name through trying to be funny. And eventually you realize that someone has "murdered your career" via career-homicide on UrbanDictionary.com.

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of my career

Usually an insult stating that a person is the most of something that the accuser has ever seen in his or her entire life.

2 guys bump into each other.
Alex: Hey, watch where you're going, you asshole.
Brian: You're a deuschbag, you loser.
Alex: You're a scrub of my career!

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