Carl

A guy that does not care about anyone but himself. He is only looking out for number 1. Usually a jerk and with red hair and light skin.

Man that idiot is such a carl.

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Carl

Carl is a psychopathic llama that enjoys to snack on baby hands. He found out how to tear a rip into space time for the sole purpose of delivering him baby hands. His ex-friend Paul has no idea how Carl does the things he does. He also has a hat. I feel like the hat is important to mention.

Remember when Carl set off that atomic bomb?
Yeah. He thought it was my birthday.

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Carl

Looks older or younger than actually is

Carl's beard makes telling his age even more difficult

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Carl

A nickname for the rescued manatee at Seaworld that got its right fin cut off by a boat propeller after its mama manatee deserted it because it was mentally inept to live in the manatee world. "Carl" the manatee now stars in Seaworlds hit show "Freaks of the Sea" which has brought in a total income of $6 billion since it's debut in 1993, more than any Seaworld show in history. Some even call Carl the manatee the most lovable freak to ever swim the oceans blue.

"Aw, poor Carl can only swim in circles because he's missing a fin!"

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Carl

An actually perfect human being who is sweet, funny, smart and too pretty to be real.

‘Damn that guy must be a Carl.’

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Carl

A non derogative slang for African Americans. Derived from many TV shoes in which a black man is named Carl.
Carl Winslow (Family Matters)
Carl (The Simpsons)

Founded in St. Petersburg, Fl.

That is one huge Carl.

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Carl

Your typical angry coworker. Carl will slam his keyboard when he is upset, and blame his horoscope for his misfortunes. Carl enjoys eating Salmon at his desk and making the rest of his coworkers suffer from the stench. Don’t be Carl.

There must be a Carl in here, I can feel the negative energy in the office.

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