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it was so hot, I had a mean batch of carmel grease going, and I think it had sand in it.
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Carmel college is a school in Darlington, England. full of scruffs and bible bashers. Most of the boys there love the youngens where as the lasses love abit of everything. Known for its large amount of slags walking the corridors looking like watsits
No wonder she’s a scruff...she’s from Carmel College
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A Carmel Apple is when you're doing anal & when you finish & you pull out covered in a brown glaze.
I just got a Carmel Apple and it wasn't savory kind.
An abraisive grease like substance that magically forms in your ass crack on a hot day. Causes chafing, and general malaise and bad attitude. If not taken care of early, rusults in a Picasso (see Picasso)
Damn, I've got some mean carmel grease brewing.......
You should have seen the Picasso in my shorts from the carmel grease.
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A shitty suburban part of the northern SD county. Built in 1974 (?), they have their own shit newspaper, some parks, a decent library, and a couple strip malls (the most popular being the 'Highlands', as the locals call it). The town is an even 10-20 or so miles across.
For the most part, rich whites/asians live on the upper half of CV and poorer middle class people live on the lower half of CV. No black people whatsoever, a decent amount of Mexicans though.
The people who live in CV tend to go to the 'Highlands' and buy useless crap and/or shoot the shit. Sometimes they walk dogs around the parks. Sometimes they just stay in their houses and get locked into the daily grind, resulting in chronic depression.
Politics in CV consists of white people running for the council and debating about the new strip mall that might be built next to the current strip mall. The people opposing the new development go on hour long rants about the extra 30 seconds of traffic they'll have to endure if it's built. The people supporting it just want another place to sit around and jerk off at.
Schools in Carmel Valley are well funded and enough rich white kids / asian kids go to them, making the schools in the area consistently rank high on national ratings.
Carmel Valley is like any other suburban California town. Not too interesting, but probably has a higher than usual suicide rate.
Carmel Valley is a great place to live if you just don't give a shit anymore and want a place to raise your asshole teenagers.
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A sexual practice that involves a male and female partner preferably: The male makes their hand like they're going to give the Shocker (two in the pink and one in the stink). You dip all three fingers in carmel dip (like for apple slices) and insert them ala The Shocker. The male's duty -- after bringing the female to orgasm -- is to clean out with his tongue and mouth what he has left in both orafices, cleaning out the den of the badger so to speak.
After Halloween, all hopped on sugar, and with plenty of carmel dip left, Jim gave Tammy a Carmelized Badger. I don't think her den will ever be the same.
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it was so hot, I had a mean batch of carmel grease going, and I think it had sand in it.
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