Carved out of wood

Tough, Physically and mentally Strong,

Kids today are damn snowflakes but back in the day we were carved out of wood.

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carving veins in cucumbers

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.

ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!

Penis ice-carving

The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.

"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."

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carving a pumpkin

A code phrase for taking a shit. Similar to droppin' the kids off at the pool.

hey what are you doing in there?
carving a pumpkin.

cool...in the bathroom?

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Carved out of wood

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.

To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.

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lonely carved in stone

the understanding or realization of being lonely till death.

mother: hey son! Your older brother has a girlfriend he’s happy! Where’s yours ?
me: lonely carved in stone

Carve some soap

This is a very common euphemism for female masturbation. Due to all the gouging, long strokes, and various tools involved in carving soap, this activity makes the perfect euphemism for masturbation.

Synonyms: Flick the bean, strum the guitar, tune my ukulele ...etc

Sally: okay babe thanks for the chat, I'm gonna go carve some soap now!

Heather: ooh, have fun! ;)