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when spanish speakinq person is tryinq to say share.
Will you chair that taco with me?
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An uncommon sexual position, where the willing or usually unwilling participant is strapped into a lawn chair (the conventional method is duct tape but varied uses have included rope, electrical cords and Christmas lights.) The person is then flipped upside down and a hole is cut out of the seat, exposing the person's anus and/or genitalia, creating a make-shift glory hole for instant gratification. Common practice is to "chair" outside but the more bashful often commence the activity in the garage or pool house.
Pull out a chair for the lady...
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almost always useful. a person has to invest a great amount of faith into this object, for if it breaks (which is entirely possible) then one is putting the fact that they are currently not disabled at great risk ie. they could become disabled
Boy1: What you on bruv?
Boy2: A chair
Boy1: Isit? That's Sick
Boy2: Yeh, but I'm being careful though, 'cos if it breaks I could end up disabled.
Boy1: Mate, I wouldn't take the risk; I don't even sit on chairs anymore
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The act of having someone sit on a chair blindfolded and have one or more persons dick slap the person sitting in the face. Can be done for pleasure or as a punishment.
The girl was blindfolded on her birthday and the football team just started chairing her.
I just met this person and convinced him to try chairing this weekend.
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a chair is what you use to start a fight or a riot, always work
" yo its to civilized here , throw a chair to start some shit."
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When aint nobody got time to get to the bedroom so you have sex right on the chair
Jeremy: you wanna have sex?
Lisa: I can't I have work in ten and we don't have enough time for sex in bed
Jeremy: that's okay we can just do On The Chair *wink wink*
1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.
2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.
Example 2)
Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish