Lightspeed Champion

Amazing music.

Also a character in comics drawn in maths books.

Omg Lightspeed Champion is amazing

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urban champion

A videogame on the NES. Two men would basically fight on the streets until one fell into a sewer and lost.

I'm an urban champion.

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Tits of a Champion

A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon.

Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?

Victor - Yeah thats Diane.

Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.

Breakfast of Champions

Cold pizza and beer left over from the night before. May or may not include a cigarette.

After the party, I had no cash for a real breakfast. I had to eat the Breakfast of Champions and hope it would hold me until I could hit up an ATM.

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Basement Champion

A Basement Champion is a stinky nerd that lives in their mother's basement playing video games for more then 12 hours a day every day.

Peter: Hey dude, my guild just beat the Lich King on 25 man Heroic last night! It was so intense, I had to put my keyboard in the dryer after the raid because I was sweating so bad.

John: You are such a fucking Basement Champion, shut up! No one gives a shit about you loot! Go outside and get some sun!

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poggers champion

A term used to describe something as cool

Bob: I just got a new car!
Becky: That's pretty poggers champion

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Champion Greyhound

Used to describe a lady sporting a short skirt. The term used to describe such skirts that are only, 'an inch from the hair(hare)'.

'Brilliant, this club is packed with Champion Greyhounds!'