to be a finley chapman is to be the stereotypical 14 year old brit boy who keeps up with liverpool footie. he wears adidas trackies and smokes at the park with his mates. a finley chapman will either rock a blond perm or a straight fringe cutting off in the middle of the forehead. finley chapmans can be nice, but be careful!- one wrong move and he'll call you a mong.
"did you watch the game last night? liverpool fucking crushed it!"
"cmon man, dont be a finley chapman!"
The complete opposite of Simon.
Person 1: Wow he's such a Simon!
Person 2: What like Simon Chapman?
Person 1: Nah you kidding?
Female creepers who stalk English guys because they sound like Orlando Bloom.
I liked her 'til she insisted I wear fake elf ears, she's a real Creepy Chapman.
The act of forming a fist with the middle knuckle protruding and twisting it up someone's ass.
Marc was losing his wrestling match with Tim until giving him a butthole chapman causing Tim to freak out and get pinned.
( origanation-- a highschool wrestling room)
The most inbred person on the planet. His cock will make you jump back of how its so big. Also another word for autism.
Girl 1: I heard cole chapman's cock killed 3 girls last night!
Girl 2: I wish cole chapman would punish me with his cock...
A really cool kid who is cocky as shit but has an amazing physique. Also they believe that they can be neurosurgeons and in the secret services when they r older
Person 1: Hey mate
Person 2: *I should actually be in the A’s for tennis and be in AFL team and I’m the best at threes even better than Jack Even ask my dad*
Person 3: Ok then no need to be a James Chapman
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