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The biggest joke in Hollywood, and is incredibly high all the time, while banging his full time prostitutes.
Guy 1: "How much cocaine do you think Charlie Sheen is on right now?"
Guys 2: "I don't know for sure, but probably enough to kill two and a half men"
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Charlie Sheen -noun. A man who bangs average looking prostitutes (goddesses), uses methamphetamine (tiger blood), and appears on national television obviously high/tweaking (winning).
I need AA, NA, Valtrex, a new publicist, and an intervention from Dr. Drew. I've clearly pulled a Charlie Sheen this weekend.
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A drug that if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
What is with you today?
I'm high on Charlie Sheen. #WINNER
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I'm going to Charlie Sheen my Calc 2 exam.
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A drug that is highly addictive that offers a high lasting a lifetime.
Side effects include:
winning
tigers blood
melting of face
Charlie sheen: I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie sheen. If you tried it your face would probably melt off.
Reporter: ...
Charlie sheen: WINNING!
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"I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."
-Charlie Sheen
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Noun: A mysterious and presumably potent drug named for its close association with American actor Charlie Sheen, its most famous user. Over-consumption may lead to wild, drug-fueled benders, failed marriages, and an alarming amount of time spent in the company of prostitutes and other questionable personalities.
Inexplicably, Charlie Sheen (the drug) does not show up on drug tests.
May also refer to a large joint packed with a wide assortment of drugs, including but not limited to: marijuana, opium, Ecstasy, heroin, cocaine, amphetamines, etc. A close relative to the Jeffrey.
"Yeah, I am on a drug - it's called Charlie Sheen." - Charlie Sheen
"I have one speed. I have one gear. Go!" - Charlie Sheen, under the influence of Charlie Sheen
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