The act of placing a fitted tube around your own penis for ones pleasure and watching the sperm travel up into your mouth while holding the tube like a flute and performing swaying motions like your taming your King Cobra.
Kumar: Did you hear what Harddick did last night?
Dilip: No, what on earth did he do this time?
Kumar: he extracted the venom out of his king cobra!
Dilip: Ew he performed the Indian Snake Charmer, what the fuck thats fucking gundu!
Kumar: yeah I know what a benchod.
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An activity under BDSM in which a woman restrains a man by tying or handcuffing him to a bed, then proceeding to implant a string of iron filings in his urethra. The man's penis can then be controlled by the woman using a magnet, which she can exploit to do tricks with his penis, or simply make it more erect.
John: Hey man I heard you're still struggling with Erectile Dysfunction, are things going better now?
Phil: Oh yeah I've still got a limp cock but it's fine, my girlfriend gave me an amazing Siamese Snake Charmer last night
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A gay man who tries to tak advantage of a drunken straight guy in order to have sex. generally takes place when straight guys enter gays bars.
Tim: "Hey, where did you go last night?"
Alex: "I went to the gay bar for some free drinks, but totally got snake charmer pauled by this guy there"
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Find a colored women, preferably with a name such as Laβ Fwonda or Jaβ Neekwah.
Insert a clarinet into your rectum. As she plays the instrument (to the sound of the national anthem), her free hand will give you a reach around.
(This is also referred to as the 'Vishnu').
yo D-Rock, you know that bitched i picked up from tha block. yeah, well it turns out dat bitch is one hell of a 'Californian Snake Charmer.'
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When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.
Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"
anyone who gives someone a boner
damn! dat one-eyed snake charmer has me hard as rock!
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Charmer is someone who has a great sense of humour, immense flirting ability and sometimes as a tendency to be seriously frustrating, the word was made to describe a lavish boy called jack Dempsey
This boy jack has always been a charmer in every way