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The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.
Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.
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the clever idea to turn Obama into a chia pet; this was not racist, Obama himself found it kinda funny
John: "Have you seen those new Chia Obama heads?"
Sarah: "Yeah, man! Bought one yesterday!"
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Seed of the salvia hispanica (chia) plant.
Ray Sulak eats chia seeds to fuel his endurance runs.
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1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.
2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).
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A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.
Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.
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When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.
Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there
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another word for pussy,vagina,vajj
"is your chia pet shaved"
"ill fuck you right in the chia pet"