Chimney Stomp

The term Chimney Stomp is where Santa has to take a massive shit so he takes in in someone’s chimney and proceeds to stomp it down until said shit is down the chimney.

“Santa had to shit so he Chimney Stomped at a random persons house.”

fart chimney

Also known as a "Sun Roof", this is an overhead motorized portal designed to allow hot sick ass gases to escape the vehicle in a convenient and socially acceptable manner.

"Open the damn fart chimney man, your poop fumes are making my eyes water!"

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off the chimney

describing something thats weird, wack or crazy.

"did you that bmx stunt at the x games? man, that was off the chimney!"

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ass chimney

Someone who lies frequently, as in the saying blowing smoke out of their ass.

Aaron "I totally banged 3 hot pornstars last night dude!"
Kurt "Aaron, you're such an ass chimney.."

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Turd Chimney

(1) Your Colon or Large Intestine.

(2) The place where all your poop gathers before expulsion.

(3) Where turd burglars go to loot.

(1,2) I have to take a dump; I can tell because my turd chimney is full
(3) He got so drunk last night that his turd chimney was chimney swept by a flesh pole.

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Chimney Sweeping

(v) {pres. part.}: The insertion of a prolapsed uterus into a vagina or anus during sexual intercourse, usually in place of a penis.

At first the sight of the saggy uterus was sickening, but when she stated chimney sweeping the guy, I couldn't help but feel strangely aroused, if not dead inside.

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greasy chimney

A sexual maneuver in which the woman (or man) sits with the legs extended straigt up into the air and the man below, thrusting his penis in and out of the asshole.

Jacob had a great time last night giving his girlfriend a greasy chimney.

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