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Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
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If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.
"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."
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When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
Ordering Chinese later if you want some!
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Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.
"So, she said she has a Chinese chair... do you want to come over?"
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When a man thoroughly waxes his chest and stomach but grows his pubic hair to extreme lengths
Girl #1: I hooked up with Terry last night…
Girl #2: How was it?
Girl #1: It was terrible! His chest was so smooth… but it turned out he had a Chinese Mullet. I couldn’t even see his penis through his pubic hair!
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Chinese Pablo is the most handsome black fashion model you will ever see on the famous social media app called Instagram.
Jessica: "So this morning, I met this handsome fashion model called Chinese Pablo on Insta."
Kate: "Oh really? what's his instagram username?"
Jessica: "His Insta username is @chinesepablo. You should check him out. You will instantly fall for him.
Kate: "oh please....but I hope he's handsome as you are saying now."
Jessica: "Just go and check!"
Kate: "Alright Jessy."
Chinese Pablo is a popular Instagram creator born on January 23, 2003. He is a social media Influencer who is mostly loved and has a fandom named The Pabkins.
Do you know that, if you are a fan of Chinese Pablo you are called a Pabkin?