The chiz, the chis, the chisme, the gossip, the chisme, the cheeze, the cheese...
Spill the chiz!
What's the chiz?
I have the chiz for you!
Like “ass cheeks” - when you’re too tired to say it.
Context: at the beach
Boyfriend: hey babe what’s the UV index
Girlfriend: 2
Boyfriend: oh that’s ass chiz