cooked chook

someone who is cooked off their head on drugs.

look at this cooked chook

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Chook skins

The skin on your balls that resembles the skin of a plucked chicken

Dave, I can see Jacko's chook skins hanging out his shorts. "Mel" Not just the skins, I can se the head, neck,and gibletts!

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Pince-Nez on a chook

A commonly used phrase in Sydney, Australia ('chook' is Australian slang for chicken), meaning a great idea. Normally an unusual or ingenious idea, solving some kind of problem.

"That's genius mate, Pince-Nez on a chook!"

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

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ringing the chooks neck

Going to town on yourself with a rubber glove on in the public toilets at Westfield shopping centre.

I heard some bloke in the dunnys ringing the chooks neck today.

what a grub

Pooka Chook

A hate group targeted to a little asain loster.

dude, that asain is a big ass pooka chook

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Chook eyed

An Australian slang term for someone who is really high since their eyes start to go red and squinty like a chicken. only to be used for those who are reeeeeeeeeelly high

"hey wheres tom"

"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"

"oh fuck how much did he have"

"easily 13 cones just to himself"

"mans gonna be on journey"