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A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.
-That guy gave me splinters.
-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.
-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.
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The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.
I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.
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A girls vagina, a pussy, a vagena, down under, etc.
Dude #1: Damn did you go to Kay's party last Friday night?
Dude #2: Nah man, what I miss though?
Dude #1: I ate Selena out and man did it taste like cherry chopsticks
Dude #2: DUDE you're so fucking lucky!!
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When a ginger or redhhaired guy, who has freckles on their skin; has a thin, long penis.
Girl 1: "I hooked up with Damian last night. Worst sex of my life!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"
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When you are not noticeably Asian to the waiter/waitress at any oriental joint that you may decide to sit down and eat at, and they give you a fork and/or a fat spoon to eat your food with instead of chopsticks.
I went to that China Harbor the other day and the waiter came out with chopsticks at first but when he saw I was not one of them, he turned around and grabbed the oversized silverware instead. This type of chopstick discrimination is all too common!
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To lift an object from the floor using only one's buttcheeks.
He left his book in the sonar control room, so i picked it up with my Carolina chopsticks.
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that at of jizzing on a pair off chopsticks freezing it overnight and put it in your lovers vagina while she is sleeping
the only reason ur are pregnant is from the alaskan chopsticks i gave you
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