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Chrysler turban car

Da fancy-schmancy set of wheels dat Achmed drives now dat his "Achmedmobile" got blown to smithereens by da inebriated Bubba J's "touching da red button".

Achmed may indeed have viewed da Chrysler turban car as being a decidedly-major "step down" in da "badassthetics" department compared to his previous "flaming-skull hotrod" ride, but its appearance is way cooler and more "palatable" overall.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023


Chrysler

Chrysler is probably the most hamesome guy u will ever see no cap

Chrysler is probably the most hamesome guy u will ever see no cap

by Jskansn November 21, 2021


Chrysler

A strong person who doesn't need the help of others to survive, but a soft person when it comes to his lifeline.

You are a chrysler.

by Vincent Jackson County Sheriff January 4, 2022


Chrysler Crossfire

Literally a cockblock. If you own one, this is why you don't get laid.

"Man, I can't believe I'm 36 and a virgin. Maybe it's time I sell my Chrysler Crossfire so I can get some poon!"

by VanillaThunderStick March 6, 2020


Fritz Chrysler

Early-20th-century dude who both wrote/played lovely violin-music and invented a well-known brand of auto-bubble.

It's too bad dat in-dash car-stereos didn't become popular till da '70's after Fritz Chrysler had passed away, or he night have included some tapes of his violin-music with a new-car purchase for his customers to enjoy.

by QuacksO July 22, 2019


Chryslerer

The title of someone who removes spray paint from a car that has been deeply vandalized.
Generally used in context of Chrysler’s

Oh yeah I know a guy that can get that paint of man, he’s a real chryslerer.

by Nesciovir July 16, 2020


Chrysler Rock

Where da Pilamiables landed in da New Wold.

Da Native Americans disliked da Pilgrims 'cuz they didn't smile enough after landing at Plymouth Rock, and da Pilmerries were too casual and giggly to form a proper colony after landing at Dodge Rock, but da Pilamiables had just da right mix of "business and pleasure" in their personalities --- they landed at Chrysler Rock, established a great settlement, and got along just dandy wih everyone.

by QuacksO August 2, 2023