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1.learned everything he knows from Bruce Lee
2.The last guy who got his ass whipped by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.
Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris's ass with both hands tied behind his back.
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the act of punching a guy in his balls
"I hate Jimmy. I should chuck norris his so hard he has to go to the E.R."
"Man, Jimmy Chuck Norrised me so hard i alsmost had to go to the E.R."
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Alcoholic beverage containing mostly apple vodka and orange juice. Causes you to want to pummel human beings after several drinks.
Jeff: We're out of all the good alcohol. What are we going to drink?
Nik: Let's drink Chuck Norris'
Jason: No!!!! I don't want to get my ass kicked again.
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If you ever look up 'Chuck Norris' in the Urban Dictionary, you will be bombarded with manly 'Chuck Norris can....' statements. Ya, ya, roundhouse kick, whatever. He's tough I guess. This is a sensible discription of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is....
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The lamest individual that people idolize because they've never played Chrono Trigger so they don't know who Frog is.
Nails- what Chuck Norris eats for breakfast.
Chuck Norris- what Frog eats for breakfast.
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the personification of all that is fake and cheesy in Hollywood. He is the epitome of how Hollywood takes beautiful and/or honorable traditions from other cultures and turns them into packaged crap.
Dances with Wolves totally Chuck Norrised the Native Americans
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An actor who was around before all these dumb little kids knew who he was, and is now being used in fake, not funny at all, facts.
I am a thirteen year old loser who thinks it is funny to say Chuck Norris in every sentence I say.
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