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claim the throne

1. To take the seat of principal power, esp. within a monarchy

2. To take a shit

3. To claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a shit

The rebels were poised to claim the throne after the king's power weakened.

A: "I'll be back in a few. I have to claim the throne."

B: "You bastard! I've been holding it for longer than you! There's only one toilet here!"

by CaptCouch May 23, 2016

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wild claim

to make a claim that is not truthful or very far fetched

tony blair is a sex machine or howard from halifax is gay

by the spugeminster dave May 14, 2003

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Claim-fuck

n./v.: An act of gruff and dominant ownership over your girlfriend’s bounce house, wherein you give it to her hard for 20-30 hot dick ft. before departing for errands or a social event, to remind her all her holes are yours and yours alone.

Ryder paused on the way out the door to bend me over the kitchen counter for a firm claim-fucking that left me wanting more. I could still see the outline of his magnificent boner through his khakis when we pulled up to the hardware store.

by Dorset Harlot May 31, 2018


claims porn

A document of interest to an insurance claims adjuster.

That shit is like claims porn!

by Captain Carrots January 19, 2023


Jumped a Claim

When the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a massive dump in their public restroom.

I was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden I had to take a huge shit, so I pulled into a Claim Jumper and Jumped a Claim. It was a good decision, I felt better.

by Jstring June 4, 2016


Les claim

when a lesbian guesses that another girl is lesbian before actually knowing for sure

hey Gabbie I les claim kate what do you think?

by Tranny Sammy March 21, 2019


Claims Fodder

noun. Adjuster, Expediters, or other Claims affiliated personnel regarded as likely to be metaphysically killed or mentally wounded in claims combat.

Herman has yet again been reduced to claims fodder after being scolded by a coustomer over the phone.

by David Pottle December 5, 2007