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1)n. -- Herb(usually Cannabis Indica) that, when smoked, leaves you stranded on the couch.
2)v.-- The act or state of being clamp onto the couch, specifically after consumption of some Couch-clamp.
For over 3 hours, Timmy was suffering from a severe bout of the Couch-clamp.
" ...Dirty South, clean mouth, dirt road, packed bowl, couch clamp, revamp, explode, reload." The Gathering, One Big Love, Earth Music For Spacelings '05.
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"O" clamp or "Orgasm Clamp" is a term used to describe the action when a woman orgasms so visciously that she siezes up & clamps her legs together so tightly she forces the penis out temporarily. "O" clamp usually lasts only a few seconds, but can be very frustrating when you are doing the deed & almost there yourself when she gets selfish & forces you to wait on deck.
I was givin' it to Julie last night & about to blow when she pulled the O clamp on me & I accidentally splooged on her brand new jacket.
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When a women squeezes her legs tight around your head, as you are eating her out.
Eric: "I have a massive head-ache"
Dave: "how come?"
Eric: "I was eating this girl out, and she gave me a muffler clamp"
When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.
Dude I was with this girl and I made her mad and she pulled a mean vag clamp
The physical attempt of ejecting excrement from an individual utilizing duel placement of hands over the anterior and posterior portions of the abdomen and squeezing/applying pressure (clamping).
S/he got poop clamped after a heavy meal which caused great detriment to undergarments.
One would define a sausage clamp as when one's penis (or other phallus shaped object) becomes stuck/lodged in another's orifice, particularly so, when a couple/group has had a considerably vigorous session.
"Oh my god, it was so tight, it definitely sausage clamped me!"
"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."
"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."
"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"
"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"
When you’re inside a girl and she flex’s her pussy muscles to trap you inside of her.
“I heard that Nemo camel clamped Brandon while he was about to nut”