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stupid bitch who sings shitty shit that other people call "deep, profound lyrics".
these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.
Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes
1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.
besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.
she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.
OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL
Shit Head: "I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!!@#832048423 408324omgomgomg"
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."
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PLAYER. A hot girl that likes to fuck everyone elses boyfriend and tries to fit in but she cant cause shes a little twat. fuck off astrid you emu.
"i cant believe that emu stole my boyfriend!"
"can tell shes an astrid clarkson"
A university that strives to be number one in trumping St. Lawrence University. However, it is only known for its hockey and dissing St. Lawrence University because people do not know about Clarkson outside of Clarkson alum. May be a good engineering school, but lacks the broad minded thinking that students of a liberal arts school has.
You are totally a hockey bumb! That's totally Clarkson University!
Cluckers unsophisticated techies antiSLUserawesomeness engineers
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A cool man, laid back, smart , computer game nerd, taste in music isn't as good as Jenna's, generous, 4th funniest person in the house and fun to be around :)
doesn't like the "word" LOL
Guy #1: Dude, that guy is soooo cool !
He gave me awesome presents and helps me learn french !!!!!
Guy #2 : Must have been David Clarkson :)
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A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.
Chad: "Dude! Look! It's Kelly Clarkson!"
Mark: "Man the harpoons!"
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A euphemistic phrase uttered by single, middle-aged men who have little to no sexual experience beyond collecting action figures or listening to over-the-top '80s prog-rock supergroups.
In order to further crack down on indecency (as determined by ultra-rightwing geriatric conservative moralistic citizens feeling superior to every other human being on Earth) the FCC will not "bleep" out bad words like "fuck", "shit", "asshole", "cocksucker", "Kelly Clarkson" or other vile derivatives. Instead the high-pitched monotone chime will be replaced with a hyper-excited 5 year-old exclaiming such profound remarks as, "BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!", "DUBYA IS A GENIUS!!!", "EVERYONE MUST LOVE THE PRESIDENT" or "WAL MART IS THE FIRST, LAST AND ONLY PLACE TO BUY GREAT MUSIC AND MOVIES - IT'S ALL GOOD!".
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An easy engineering school to get into, which people consider a good school because grads get jobs. Made up of 70 percent guys and 90 percent nerds and rednecks.
“I go to clarkson university”
Wow that’s a good school
“Not really it has a 70 percent acceptance rate and I haven’t seen a girl that’s over a 6 in a month”
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