Description of the rigid, curled, hook-like state of one's hand after a successful bout of masturbation during the trip from the sofa to the bathroom, complete with sticky liquid dripping off, albeit not of the blood-red colourโฆ
"Man, my mum barged into the living room right in the middle of me doing THE CLAW..."
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An acronym used to represent a group of people who play Counter-Strike. No one knows what it really stands for, but they pwn j00 on and off the interweb.
"cLAWZen has banned 0:01234312 for being afk"
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Acronyms for cLAW could be:
1. Clean Land Air Water
2. Close Air Support Weapon
2. Consortium of Local Authorities in Wales
4. Control Laws
5. Can't Live Another Way
6. CS League of Advanced Warefare
7. Control of Lead at Work Regulations
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Introduced by the band Vibe 45 in the late 1900's, the 'Paw Claw' is an advanced strumming technique for the bass guitar, wherein the elbow and forearm are situated subtly perpendicular to the strings from the butt end of the instrument allowing for flexibility to float/position the strumming hand ('Paw') so that the index, middle and ring fingers are able to intersect frets 15, 17 and 19 over the E, A and D strings respectively. The 'Claw' represents a uniform, pulsing hammer motion executed intermittently and hastily at a 70 degree attack angle, snap depressing the string(s) as if to 'Claw' it deep into the neck of the guitar. Commonly used to pocket lock midrange to low mid frequency rhythmic, funk house drops with the intent to uniquely accentuate drum kicks, hits, stacks and jabs in collaboration with Chuck and Hambone.
Scenario Form
{New fan of Vibe 45 } "Dude, what the heck was D Dog doing with the bass guitar during the song "Millennium Summer"? {Chuck from Vibe 45 replies} "That's the 'Paw Claw' jack."
{D Dog to Hambone of Vibe 45} "Hey Hambone, thanks for showing me the 'Paw Claw' technique!"
When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU donโt prolapse your asshole (death from inside)
Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.
A hand signal used by pro kayakers. Refers to embracing the muddy brown flooded steeps found after a good gully washer.
Man did you see that Ballz? He just threw a Brown Claw half way down that 50 footer! That was stout!
A 'camel toe' on a slightly larger woman
Some like the camel toe, I go for moose claw.
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Only the most innovative and creative DJ duo. Hailing from the Netherlands, Jim and Nils mix various genres of electronic music including Trap, Moombahton, Hardstyle, Jungle Terror, a bit of Dubstep, and smaller doses of other subgenres to produce what they like to call "Amsterdam Trap," which may be the most hype electronic music ever produced. Live performances by these trap gods are unparalleled experiences.
Person 1: "Did you see Yellow Claw at EDC Vegas?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! Those drops had my adrenaline pumping during the entire set!"