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Another word for a female turkey.
Look at the stupid Clayton!
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Australian Slang
'Claytons is the brand name of a non-alcoholic, non-carbonated beverage coloured and packaged to resemble bottled whiskey.'
Promoted as; "The drink you have when you're not having a drink".
It is used to describe something inferior to the real thing.
Claytons Shower : Spraying your entire body with deodorant .. "the shower you have when not having a shower".
Claytons Bandage: Duct tape, torn cloth, etc.
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Your friend who really like while simultaneously being a dick that you wanna kill because he keeps turning of your fucking chromebook in the middle of class.
Dammit Clayton stop Turing of my computer I just got it on.
The art of being dirty; refusing to bathe; always grimy.
Hey man, go take a shower! Im tired of you and this claytonism!
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A quite, gentle, down to earth bloke. Clayton’s often come across as big hard arse’s but when you get to know them they are the sweetest, softest thing you’ll ever know. Clayton’s are great lovers, and once he’s fixed on you he’ll hang on to you forever, and he won’t be afraid to tell you he loves you. He’s great to have a beer with and his eyes light up when he’s around people he loves. His a lover, not a fighter but won’t be afraid to fight for his mates and what’s right. Clayton’s are often tall with browns eyes and long brown hair, and a beautiful teethy smile. Never let a Clayton down, because he won’t say anything about it to you but it will slowly kill him eventually.
Person 1: isn’t Clayton such a tough bloke!
Person 2; Nah he’s my best mate and he’s a big softy!
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noun; a total dousche bag who leads on girls and plays them. he is a fucking fuck face who is a dick head. if you have met one of these you will know by the awkward way he tucks in his shirt or his gross facial hair, or his grimy girlfriend. seek immidiate help if you find your self in an "clayton situtation".
A. Clayton
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Clayton fucking sucks. No one likes him and he always smells like old feet.
"Yesterday I was happy but then CLAYTON walked in"
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