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well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.
i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.
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Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.
Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.
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When a well endowed girl crosses her arms and doesn't realize her cleavage is hanging out.
I went to work, not realizing my shirt was as low cut as it was. I crossed my arms and looked down, and was like "OMG I am cleaving out!"
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When you eat a particularly crumbly piece of food and the crumbs get stuck in your cleavage.
Louise: Wow this cookie is so dry and delicious!
Mary: Just don't be too messy when you eat it - you don't want any cleave-crumbs.
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When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.
She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.
a civilized term for the sex act in which a woman allows a man to thrust his penis between her breasts; titty-fucking.
Man: I find it very easy to get off when the white dragon cleaves the mountains.
Woman: . . .what?
Man: I like titty-fucking.
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The space of cleavage under a woman’s shirt by way of going down her top.
“Hey Jennifer...why is your baby’s hand down your shirt?”
“He just loves my cleave sleeve!”