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Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.
I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.
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The finest Rugby Troll the Internet has ever known. Terror of league fans across the World Wide Web. Undefeated across 10 message boards. He has OWNED more league fans than any other before him. A Legend in his time.
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Clive Woody owned everybody on the RLWC 2000 message board
Clive Woody owned everybody on the TRL message board
Clive Woody owned everybody on the RLFans.com message board
Clive Woody owned everybody on the 13World.com message board
Clive Woody owned everybody on the League Unlimted message board
Etc....
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Clive Handforth is a character that appears in LittleBigPlanet 2 and in LittleBigPlanet 3: The Journey Home. He is the Creator Curator of The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow. Clive owned The Factory of a Better Tomorrow, a place where he and his co-workers printed calendars and built huge spaceships. Things were rather well for them until the factory was invaded by The Negativitron. He is first seen in a portrait in Da Vinci‘s Hideout, which depicts him with Avalon Centrifuge and Dr. Herbert Higginbotham graduating from school. When the player arrives in The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, he is seen sitting in a can, and then proceeds to tell the player how he ended up in the situation he is in. He then tells the player to rescue all of the Sackbots held captive. Aiding Sackboy and making him company through most of The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, and then joins him in his trip to Avalonia. When Huge Spaceship crash lands on Avalonia, Clive is sent by The Alliance to go with the player to Eve's Asylum to find Dr. Higginbotham. Soon, he meets up with the rest of The Alliance and joins amongst them to defeat The Negativitron. As creativity is welcomed back to the imagisphere, he and the rest of the Alliance head on a journey back to Craftworld.
Clive Handforth: I'm a little man, sitting in a can.
Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhhh!
And I thought my life had hit rock bottom when they told me about saturated fat.
Larry Da Vinci: Um, hello?
Clive Handforth: But now I've got no factory and nowhere to go.
Larry Da Vinci: I say...?
Clive Handforth: If only there was someone *AHEM* to deliver me from this putrid trough of tribulation!
Oh hello. My name's Clive. Clive Handforth.
Welcome to The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, such as it is.
Larry Da Vinci: Now look here Clive, what's the sticky wicket on the Sackbots?
Clive Handforth: Oh right, looking to build an army, are you?
Indulge me, as I trudge down memory lane.
There was a time when we printed the most accurate calendars in the all the land.
Printed calendars and built huge spaceships.
A simple life, we weren't miserable.
Well, things could have been better, I suppose.
We got by.
But then, The Negativitron arrived and attacked!
I was ravaged and discarded.
Larry Da Vinci: Yes yes Clive, but the army?
Clive Handforth: The Sackbots are all enslaved inside the factory.
You'll have to get in and set them free.
When you wake your wife/ girlfriend up in the middle of the night and give her a Clive Woodward style breakdown of the game, backed up with stats.
Wake Anya up and give her a Clive Woodward.
To analyse something like pundits do at half time on in sports events.
One can tell someone is well-cliving when what they just said would have sounded just right if said on TV by a bloke on a sofa pre-ceeded by the words "Well Clive, ..."
I asked Dave if he liked his pudding and he started well-cliving - he gave me a full analysis of the chocolate icing. He might as well have started his answer with "well-Clive."
The definition of a Sister of Clive... an older sibling who is ok, but not a lovely as the younger child.
Hello, I'm the sister of Clive, I'm ok but he's lovely.
The phrase short clive is used to describe how short and strange someone is
Person 1:oh its annoying i am such a short clive
Person2: yes, you are hehehe but dont worry its okay
Person1: oh thank you that is so kind