The ultimate lulz. African American males with extremely large afros block the pedophilic doorways of habbo hotel, especially the pool.
47 year old male trying to get to the 13 year old male on the other side of the /b/ user: You dam troll let me in the pool!
/b/ user: Pools Closed
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-noun
1. Short for "full-close" or "fuck-close" in the PUA (Pick-Up Artist) community.
2. When you meet a girl and end up having sex with her by applying PUA techniques.
PUA1: Debrief.
PUA2: Two F-close's, one number close.
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Someone who gets to close to another person while talking to them.
I had to look at that guy cross eyed when he was talking to me,he's one of those Close Talkers.
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An exclamatory phrase used to signify that matters have reached a point of no return. Nothing can be done. The situation has reached a low point or a level of finality. Alternatives to this phrase include "Case Locked" and "Case Welded," which indicate even higher levels of a situation being poor or hopeless.
Girl 1: I met a guy at the bar last night but but he's moving across the country next week and I'll never see him again.
Girl 2: Damn, case closed. You're locked.
Girl 3: Nah, this situation is case WELDED.
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Closing a chapter in life can be both difficult and joyous.
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Pushing down ones penis to make an erection go away.
Billy was closing the jar before his mom walked in on him.