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According to a skipper Rossage (a self confessed ladies man with a penchant for young ladies and quiche) on a recent Hen Party on a yacht in the Isle of Wight a "Gentleman's Cocoa" is slang for a male masturbation.
Skipper Rossage told us that men on average have FOUR "Gentleman's Cocoa"'s a day!
or that Skipper is a "Gentleman's Cocoa"
Finding it hard to get to sleep? A visit from mother palm and her five daughters and you'll be in the Land of Nod in next to no time.
"I couldn't sleep a wink last night."
"Should have made yourself a wanker's cocoa, mate."
A choccy jockey, man who enjoys riding the choccy wizzway.
That Marc Almond is a right cocoa shunter.
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Chocolate that contains cocoa which is not fair trade.
I can't eat that, it's conflict cocoa!
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When you sit on someone else's pillow and blow a hot, rancid fart into it as you slowly raise your ass off it to create a sponge effect that will trap the smell inside. Later when that person goes to bed and presses their head into the pillow, the stale fart is ejected right into their face.
My mother-in-law is staying in the guest room, so I made sure to leave a cocoa puff in both pillows.
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To get a nice tall mug of hot cocoa, sit by a fire and give your partner a good ol' handjob
the other day samantha gave me the best cocoa tuggy i have ever gotten.
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