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Been down in the valley
Smoking natural collie
Getting inspiration
Spreading it through the nation
"Natural Collie" - Freddie McGregor
When you are out with a slower training partner and have to double back and then catch up. Appears to have originated in Sussex, UK.
Not to be confused with dogging.
My friend was so slow I had to do collie dogging three times on our run.
(derogative) A border collie that has been bred for desirable qualities associated with competing in organized dog sports.
I also think that, if this is your first sports dog, that getting a sporter collie from a sport breeder is likely overkill and you may find yourself overdogged very quickly.
(n) Used to describe someone whose positive attributes, such as enthusiasm, friendliness or good looks, are completely undone by their mind boggling stupidity. The type of person who would do anything to please you if only they could remember what it was. Or who, in their excitement, is likely to urinate right where they stand if you say something nice to them or feed them a snack.
"Mate, that bloke's got a touch of the Border Collie about him."
"She was up for it, but I had to walk away when she went all Border Collie on me."
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You arrive back to a house party after being out all night and fall asleep. The other lads at the party decide to shave your eyebrows off and draw you a new set along with a delightfull set of quite attractive whiskers. You then wake up the next morning and proceed on the journey home not knowing of the new look that you are sporting for the whole of the local area to see. On your journey home you wonder why people are looking at you in a strange manner, you really become puzzled when u are in the queue at the local shop and a member of local law enforcement really gives you some weird looks. Its only when you return home and look in the mirror that you realise what all these people where looking at. This makes you a really angry colly
he wondered the streets for hours not knowing that he had some new eyebrows and delightfull whiskers on his face, it was only when he returned home he became a really angry colly
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A male who is hyper and a little 3-D, but smart and loyal. Usually just wants to have fun all the time.
Russ is such a border collie boy, he's so energetic.