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A hawk.
Jermiah: OH FUCK ITS A COMBAT CHICKEN!
Billy: RUN! RUUUN!
A dope series that reveals a series of practice dummies being alive, There are 4 protagonists and 7 antagonists.
And one of the antagonists is an insane clown :O)
Madness Combat go brrr
Madness combat is a series which has 13 episodes (?) by now, its found on Newgrounds and on YouTube. It's a pretty good series with thousands of downloads with positive responses.
Do you know what Madness Combat is?
A code-word put on acting resumes to indicate that a male actor is willing to do a gay sex scene that goes further than just kissing (i.e., groping, massaging, simulated/fake orgasms).
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Because Jake Gyllenhaal listed "light combat" on his acting resume under the heading "Special Skills," the casting director knew that he would be perfect for the movie, "Brokeback Mountain", which would require him to have passionate gay sex with his co-star, Heath Ledger.
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Aspiring Actor: If it meant I could finally get the big lead in a movie, I would do a gay sex scene, but I think it might be weird to put on my resume. What do I do?
Agent: Well, are you willing to do more than just kissing?
Aspiring Actor: Sure, but could you be more specific?
Agent: For instance, are you willing to at least roll around on a bed with another man while you are semi-nude and groping his chest and butt in front of the camera?
Aspiring Actor: Not a problem.
Agent: Are you even willing to act like you had an orgasm?
Aspiring Actor: Of course.
Agent: Well then, on your acting resume, just list "light combat" as one of your "special skills." That lets movie makers know that they should consider you for gay acting roles that call for a passionate gay sex scene.
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Person 1: I just can't wait for Mortal Combat 11
Person 2: it's Mortal Kombat dumbass
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a roblox game where you command a noob army against another noob army in different scenarios, including vehicles from ww2 to the cold war
can be played both cooperatively with other players or player vs player
the game has a discord server filled with pedophiles and people who say Move Shitposts
dude 1: i play nic (noobs in combat)
dude 2: get away from me
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To jack off in the middle of a firefight, or any combat situation.
Bob: Oh shit man, I'm scared of these Sammies.
Jim: Let's just combat jack to relieve the anxiety!
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