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A slutty person that comes into a new social scene (different school, group of friends, etc.) and burns very brightly. After a solid period of fucking anything with a rounded edge, they completely disappear; leaving suddenly to whore-around somewhere else or abruptly stopping they're skeezy behaviors (burning out-- never to slut again.)
A: Everyone in this house has slept with Alex.
B: Alex, who?
A: Oh, shit. I forgot he transferred like a week ago.
B: Just a slut comet moving to another galaxy
A: Maybe he'll orbit back in like 300 years?
When you're stargazing at night and get hit by vomit from the balcony above
Lizzy: Is it raining?
Philip: Nah mate, Ravy T just gave you a comet vomit
The tail of a comet, the happy bright part of one's life
Oh..I can never be his comet's tail.
Yup, She's my comet's tail.
a spectacular comet that came close to the Earth in early 1996. It was a total surprise for the public so the end-of-the-millenium doomsayers and New Age crackpots couldn't bombard us with their superstitious bullshit. It was visible to the unaided eye and was "something to talk about" in the office and computer lab. It sported an unusually long tail. A thrill. Mere months after the comet's appearance, Comet Hale-Bopp graced our skies.
Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.
Comet Hyakutake got a lot of attention when it passed near Earth in the spring of 1996.
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When a male has not knocked one off for a few days and anything will make him jizz and when he does it looks and feels like a comet coming out of his bell end!
"I just had a monster wank and unleashed a massive jizz comet!"
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A Tennessee hillbilly who comes down from the mountain trying to get laid, fails in his efforts, and scurries back to the mountains.
Dude, that Tennessee comet tried like hell to bang that toothless girl, but struck out. He left the building so fast you would have thought he stole something.
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The sexual act of passing a kidney stone into your spouses
vagina
Man: shit that was painful
woman: at least i have your cock comet inside me!
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