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When you take a very necessary risk by driving without your licence (for whatever reason)
"Damn if that 5-0 books me i'm fucked...I'm driving commando"
A Butt Commando is a homosexual male that sneaks up behind heterosexual men and sneakily pulls their pants down forcing their cock inside their anus. After a man has been the victim of sexual harassment by a butt commando they are scarred for life and tend to wear tighter pants.
Man 1: Dude you won't believe this but I saw a short, sneaky, butt commando in the street the other day.
Man 2: Woah man did he sneak up on anyone?
Man 1: Yeah he sneaked up on this muscular business man and pulled down his pants whilst the dude was on the phone and managed to penetrate the dude's ass for a few seconds before he noticed.
Man 2: What did he do after?
Man 1: He just turned around and ran away fast.
Man 2: What a Butt Commando.
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The first Star Wars game where your main character is not one of the all powerful Jedi Knights. Your main strategy in this game is stay hidden for as long as you can, then when the time is right jump out and take down anything that moves with 300 shots of sky blue plasma. Then when you run out of ammo throw grenades, then take out your pistol and bash in a battle droids durasteel skull. Not to mention this game features Clones with a sense of humor.
Sev: "Ah... more bugs, more kills."
Scorch: "That was for Delta 23! Or, or…was that 32?"
Fixer: "Six-Two, could you cut the chatter until you've got something useful to say?"
Boss: "You lizards need to learn I'm a lot scarier than you are."
quotes from Republic Commando
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Any lame-ass punk who runs around 'playin' tha Biker, wearing the drug store crap (t-shirts, wallets, etc) Especially from OCC & WCC without knowing what THE DUES are! much less having PAID them!!!
Any sidewalk commando can buy tha crap at Wally World, but I've NEVER seen one with tha BALLS ta pay his DUES!!!!
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Going outside in the dead of winter without a coat.
Guy1: "I can't find my coat"
Guy2: "Screw it, go winter commando!"
When you're out of clean underwear and socks you go without them. You go commando sandal.
Peter forgot to do his laundry before going to prom, so he went commando sandal.
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