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A common Southern expression to describe somebody who is Extremely Drunk.
Yeah, you should've seen Larry last night. Buddy, I want you to know, he was redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk! He threw-up in the bathroom when we finally got him home.
n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
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heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting
He was commode-hugging drunk last night.
The nastiest dirtiest slut you can imagine that everyone has had a piece of worse than a dope whore
That bitch is such a nasty road commode I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick.
a crude way of saying accommodate normally used in an office by the less knowledgeable person.
i'm gonna commodate yo' request fo' a pay day loan
The Air Commode (as we christened him) wanted someone to go to Achill with him …
Giving your partner oral while they're on the toilet.
Theresa was giving Vinny a world famous Brownie À La Commode.