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Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

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Complimentary Complaining

To complain in a nice way when trying not to hurt someone's feelings, but you want to get your point across.

Hey thanks for fixing my coffee but it's different today it's not as hot and it's too sweet, It's good though I'm just doing a lil complimentary complaining.

by ewanders1 October 10, 2022


complainer

someone who has every second of the decade to bitch about someone else but no time to offer anything constructive.

her entire point of treating other people like shit was to be a complainer and not have to take any accountability for the way she was acting the entire time.

by TranceCrafter July 17, 2023


...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

by QuacksO April 30, 2024


Bitches be complaining

When the bitches are getting on your nerves because of all the disturbing noise she "Thy Bitch" are making, and you feel blood streaming to your fists.

Oh my lord Jesus, Bitches be complaining.

Her: hbclwevgipqrlrgbqbhuqrguø! You: The bitches be complaining.

by Staten2 March 14, 2022


motorcycle-complaining

Three people are sitting on a motorcycle while the other is driving and the other two are fucking each other with a slight curvature of the SIXTY NINE position eating ass and dicks. Usually used for three gay guys.

"Damn you got me hard watching you both motorcycle-complaining" Jack (The Big Booty Dumptruck)
"Shut the hell up before I eat your ass"

by Do(r)cking March 10, 2023


complain

The constant negative response that "Kenny Ingram" replies with to any given opinion, statement, or fact, tjat goes beyond his elementary point of view/ perspective

As Kenny begins to complain Margaret already has her blackjack prepared to penetrate his anus

by Alec O'Flynn April 28, 2018