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A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
The affliction upon the rear of the forearm from repeatedly missing a swing during a game of conkers and hitting your arm. The pain for the next couple of days is known as conker-arm.
Boss: James you have been off work for the past 3 days, why?
James: Conker-arm
Boss: A worthy cause.
1. A conker is Britan's Horse Chestnut, it is poisonous and should not be eaten. Children used to tie it and try breaking other conkers as a game.
2. Conker is a character from the hit N64 game "Conker's Bad Fur Day" He is one of the best squirrel characters to exist.
1. Child: Let's play with conkers!
2. Conker: Welp... Here I am. Conker the King. King of ALL the lands!
1. A British horse chestnut used for children's games.
2. The most greatest squirrel character from the game Conker's Bad Fur Day. The greatest motherfucking squirrel.
1. Child: Let's play with Conkers!
2. Conker: Well. Here I am! Conker the king! King of all the lands!
I am the great poo monster! (conker's bad fur day and conker live and reloaded)
I AM THE GREAT POO! I am the great poo monster! (conker's bad fur day and conker live and reloaded)
1. A life loving gun nut.
A 'conker' believes in the legalization of psychedelic and therapeutic substances such as cannabis, mushrooms, LSD and MDMA (for PTSD). A conker wants nothing more than to own a summertime lakeside cabin to share with friends, family and their significant other. Some conkers are obsessed with the 5th dimension. Conkers are happy breadwinners, a conker loves nothing more than a stack of freshly minted bills to give to their family.
Fred: "Bob is always packing that Wilson Combat EDC X9."
Sam: "Bob's such a conker!"
Referring to anal sex between two men, when one is penetrated to the max so that both sets of testicles strike against each other like conkers.
Last night I was absolutely steaming drunk and a I ended up Conkering a lady boy