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-a term describing the excess use of incorrect grammar as well as non-pai9d promotion in every day sentences/conversations.
-coined from Jerome Pruitt
"Hey bro did you see that video by ______"
"Yeah bro , you should tots check out there merch"
"what are you bro? a Jeromy Constant?
If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.
Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.
Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else
Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh
Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter
- Finn from Adventure Time
This is a theory by Reddit user Wadsworth stating that the first 30% of content is either irrelevant or not important. The remaining 70% should be perfectly able to provide with as much information as 100%.
This is originally intended for videos, in particular YouTube videos, but the principle should work with many different types of content.
This is simply thought as "skipping the intro".
The first paragraph of this article is 206 characters long with spaces. Using the Wadsworth Constant and removing the first 30% (62 char.) of the text, we end up with the following:
st 30% of content is either irrelevant or not important. The remaining 70% should be perfectly able to provide with as much information as 100%.
If you were looking for a definition for the Wadsworth Constant, this sentence would have been enough for you to understand.
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A theory postulated pertaining to the size and elasticity of the female vaginal opening wherein the size of the the vaginal opening at the caudal end of the vulva is set at puberty and can be used to predict the wieght of the woman in middle age.
In lay terms, a girl grows into the size of her vagina which is the same at puberty independent of outside stimuli.
In normal terms, a pussy is what it is...loose or tight. It doesnt prove theyre a whore and doesn't prove they're not. It's luck. A bitch grows into it, wideset = a future fat mama. Tight = a future milf.
Person 1: "Dude! I fit four fingers inside Sally last night!"
Person 2: "Bro, according to Alex's Constant look out that means she's turning into a 40 year old porker."
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A lifestyle that consists of being high (under the influence of weed) all the time.
"Cuz your man makes the brain feel soothin
Constant elevation, so we gotta Keep It Movin" - rap duo Smif-n-Wessun
"Positive energy activates, constant elevation" - rap group Gravediggaz
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The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.
Stay back! I am approaching the potato constant!
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Related to watching movies on Youtube, the Wadsworth Constant is applied by skipping the initial 30% of a movie to jump directly to pertinent information related to the movie's title/subject. This is to avoid any unnecessary preambles or filler content that would normally result in the watcher's time being wasted.
a) Check out this sweet Youtube movie I found, use the Wadsworth constant to skip all the junk at the beginning.
b)Wadsworth constant applies.
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