Cooke

A guy with wrinkled balls. He looks old no matter what age he is. Has a small penis that is probably only made out of skin.

-'Omg that guys penis is just a floppy piece of fat'
-'Cooke'

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Cooking

The ability to experience the world through taste.

That bitch better be cooking some soup.

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Cooking

Cooking : One of the most underrated pleasures and overrated chores often making the art dreadful for no apparent genuine reason.

I still have to do all the cooking!😫😥😨😱😰

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Cooking

In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook.

The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.

After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience!

Janet: Why is that Jody??
Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah
Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.

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cooks

another word for huge nipples on a chick

"Oh my! Check out the mighty cooks on those breasteses"
"Those are the biggest cooks i've ever seen"
"I was railing LeShawnda last night and I tell you, those massive cooks were bouncing like flies on poop"

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cooking

when someone cooks heroin on a spoon 2 inject in 2arm leg toes or cock

im cooking some heroin

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cook

"i don't care"
not caring about the situation, person, place.
stupid

guy 1: "damn, this slurpee is hella good."
guy 2: "naw man, thats cook."

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