A condition where following masturbation the afflicted is prone to mood swings. The condition usually rendered inert by the following day.
Person 1: “I was talking to my mate and all of a sudden he was pissy at me for no reason”
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”
Associated with the KKK, this definition is an insult to an adult black male, whoever uses this word is the absolute scum of this earth.
"Hey, did you hear that? That racist called him a Big Coomer, piece of shit"
A word to describe just the simplest coomer ever. Like just dripping coom juice over all dem girls
Boy the sexlord Andrew Hotskin sure is the ultimate simpy coomer to ever coom
"Man TC has a real Gootch Coomer but Dan has a Hola Hoop"
A funny old AI man from a funny half life series
"Hey Mr. Coomer."
"Ah, hello Gordon!"
Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction
They will lie
They will make excuses
They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..
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A coomer is someone who is a connoisseur of E-girl Content. Said Content may be from Twitch, Onlyfans, Tiktok, or Instagram.
"Have you guys talked to Jeff lately?"
"no, ever since he found xoAeriel on twitch he has been online all day"
"hes such a coomer"