Phantom cord

n. The cord of a wireless controller that isn't there. This is only applicable to people who have used non-Phantom cords for most of their life.
v. The act of needing to re situate oneself by flicking the controller up or around to prevent anything being tangled by a non-existent cord.

n. Man, I just tried to move my Phantom cord. Can you believe that?
v. You're phantom cording, stop it!.

banjo cord

The bit that connects your bellend to your foreskin can be snapped without causing major damage for harder pounding.

I snapped my bnajo cord bout 4 months ago, had to ring up work saying i broke me nob

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Rip Cord

The sexual act of having anal beads inserted into your anus by your partner and then at the peak of a sexual climax your partner yells out "rip cord" and yanks the anal beads out as hard and quick as they can.

While I was banging my girlfriend the other night I used a set of anal beads on her. Right before she came I yelled out "RIP CORD" and yanked the beads out of her ass.

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spinal cord

that, like, bone shit behind your bigass chest and sexy abs yknow?
somethin ta do with holding your entire body together. also if you damage it you're pretty much fucked

My spinal cord is damaged; there fore, i am fucked.

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Vaginal Cord

Medical term for the nerve connecting the vagina to the heart which prevents women from having meaningless sex.

Sam: Man, it's gonna be great having sex with Steph...no strings attached.

Will: Yeah, too bad her Vaginal Cord is still attached though...You'll be in a relationship with her within a month!

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Orange Cord

Orange Cord is not a religion, lifestyle, or wave. It’s THE ORANGE CORD.

Bro I think I just saw the Orange Cord

BRAIN

BRAIN
BRAIN

Juice Cord

The Emo kids alternative go to Discord server most likely when they're banned from both Carti Cord & Uzi Cord

"Why are you in Juice Cord?"
"Because I got banned from Carti Cord for posting a censored rule 34 Talking Tom & Angela photo, and I got banned from Uzi Cord for accidentally posting a Discord server link."
"Bro, why did you post a rule 34 photo?"
"IT WAS CENSORED"