Cost Segregation

Cost segregation is an accounting methodology based on the concept of accelerated depreciation. Instead of depreciation of your building as whole, a cost segregation study breaks out the sub components of your building to achieve you, the building owner, tax deductions now for those items that are going to be needing replaced verse later. This change in accounting method will gain you the building owner a larger tax deduction to offset how much you owe in taxes. A cost segregation engineering company is who performs the cost segregation process.

When I say Cost Segregation, you say... Engineered Tax Services!

Cost-of-phobia

When shit cost too much and you are scared to pay that much.

I saw the price of that shirt , I didn't buy It because of my cost-of-phobia.

Cleaner Costs

The costs that people pay(Usaly professional bank robbers) to remove all evidence that the robbers were involved, such as removing bullet casings, wiping camera footage, getting rid of dead bodys, and removing blood stains

I lost money from cleaner costs in heist I pulled off because I killed civilians so I had to pay the cleaners extra

Cost by Design

When that booty is costing you lots of money, but its so good that you don't mind.

You bought her a Gucci bag?? That is cost by design if I've ever seen it

variable cost

a cost that varies directly with output

I will have to define my variable cost after I take out some money.

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Cost diluter

The person or persons you invite to a vacation or a night out to help cover the cost of the event. “B listers with cash”

Damn, this Vegas vacation house is going to be expensive! You know we have to call Mike, he’s our cost diluter!

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cut-cost

Has two main usages:

1. When a person acts like he/she is trying to save money; basically being 'cheap'.

2. When a person ditches (does not show or refuses to a date/meeting) or breaks up with someone.

David is so annoying that even a junior cut-cost him for Prom.

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