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When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.
"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"
"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"
"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"
"I fuck sheep..."
Cotton mouth is not only a very dry mouth from smoking pot, but involves having small bits of mucus and spit, lining mainly the roof of your mouth feeling like cotton when you rub your tounge against it.
"Man I got chronic cotton mouth at the moment."
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To insufflate/rail/snort oxycontin.
I've been blowing cotton all day.
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Similar to cotton mouth , where the mouth gets dry from being stoned, cotton chap effects the lips, leaving them dry because of being too stoned.
"I'm so baked, my lips are dry as a desert man. I got cotton chap bad."
Vaping. Specifically, taking a deep pull off of your rig and spewing out massive amounts of smoke.
Did you see Bruce Willis ripping cotton on the red carpet? Dude looked so badass with those HUGE clouds rolling .
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the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear
"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"
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Extreme dry mouth that follows smoking marijuana.
"That blunt just gave me the worst cotton chops I have had in a while, we need to get some water"
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