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Simon Cowell anti-christ

Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.

Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.

Simon Cowell evil vapid anti-christ bad music new hitler cunt fuckhead dick anti music patronizing
Simon Cowell anti-christ

by Daneoid81 February 17, 2011

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Cowelling

When the outline of a Gentleman's Junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.

Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.

His spandex trousers were unreal, the cowelling really frighted the ladies off.

by ITsMe_yawD December 6, 2010


brooke cowell

Johns lover

brooke cowell is loved by john.

by danielleoday May 6, 2016


emily cowell

Short but will never grow, very kind and a lovely person to be around. Very pretty but also very indecisive and oblivious.

You are Emily Cowell alright...

by pancakedr June 26, 2023


Luke Cowell

A man with an abnormally large nose, he gets given sex bans by his partner, he also allows his girlfriend to cheat on him without any repercussions.
Luke is also a goalkeeper who refuses to play in goal

โ€œLuke cowell gets whipped by larnaโ€

by Abcdrfhajakxjcnncm October 19, 2021


Cowels

Cancer of the Bowel, also known as "the Cowels"

He's got a touch of the cowels!

by Mr. O'Leprosy February 28, 2011


riley cowell

a really weird, but funny girl. everyone loves her because she has a great personality. usually has brownish hair and blue eyes. Very gorgeous person.

she's a riley cowell

by anonpers22222 January 8, 2017